"Who the hell was that!"

Do you ever have a moment of reflection when you think to yourself "Who the hell was that!" Not because you don't recognize yourself in what you did or what you said; not that you haven't said or done a similar thing before; but because you have tried to stop yourself from doing or saying that thing before, but somehow it happens again. I think I have figure out the problem, or the reason - fairies - yes, fairies. They come in the middle of the night and enter through your ear to play jump rope with your nerves. When you're talking they turn switches on and off, that's why you forget that you had decided to do things a little different this time. How can anyone argue with fairies.